Corrupt a wish!

[autism10]

Okay, most of you know how Corrupt A Wish works. Otherwise, here go the rules:
The first person posts a wish.

I wish that I could be a door.

Then the next person ruins (corrupts) their wish.

Granted, but someone hammers at least one nail per square centimeter on you, both sides.
I wish to have faster internet.

And so forth. Simple, ne?

I start:
I wish I had faster internet.

[~love the world~]

Granted, but it's still slow.

I wish Firefox worked better D:

[autism10]

Granted, but just when Firefox starts to work better for you, all users lose support, then when your FiFox crashes you have nothing to do.

I wish to have physical capsule CDs.